At the end of the week

One of the delights of living on the New Planet, is participating in the little rituals that take place in every small market town at the end of the week.

In my small town, a market is held every Saturday in one of the car parks and it is there that one can buy such delightful things as roast pork rolls, home made dog food, extra extra extra large flowery cotton knickers, jumpers knitted in just the wrong shade of pink and CD's of yodelling cowboys. One can also purchase nuts, bolts, out of date calenders, soggy pot plants and assorted hand made jewellery (the kind with cheap beads, wonky wire and unmatched colours). Now lest you consider this an event only to be participated in while under the influence of elderflower wine, let me elaborate.

On such occasions, there is much more than the smell of roasting pork and candy floss in little plastic buckets. There is the social interaction that takes place. For no matter how long you've lived here, you are certain to bump into at least ten people you know, or who your friend knows, or who went to school with your nephew's sister's father. And even if you're still a relative newcomer, there are plenty of folks with whom you can have a discussion about the weather.

It is one of the social conventions on the New Planet this. While studying the pleated tartan skirts and neon yellow builder's vests, it is practically compulsory to make such comments as 'Nice day, isn't it?' or 'Weather's pretty rubbish today, isn't it?' or 'Isn't it glorious sunshine?' or even 'How have you coped with all the snow?' And this of course can lead to all manner of further discussions about the quality of the roads, the latest sex scandal or the state of the nation.

And then, just as you move off with a friendly smile and a warm fuzzy feeling, you bump into an actual friend, with whom you can gossip and chat and sometimes, if time allows, pop into the local coffee shop (which incidentally is run by a man from the Southernmost Colony) for a 'cup of chino' (according to one waiter from the previously mentioned colony), or a delicious treacle flavoured latte.

Wandering through the little streets and precincts of the town, past the second hand book sellers, the gypsy penny whistle player and the friendly dogs in woolly coats tied up to the lamp post outside the supermarket, once the chores are completed and the shopping bags are full, one is certain to bump into at least five other people that you know or sort of know. And once again you can vent about the sogginess of the snow, the lethal ice, the budding daffodils...there are endless topics to discuss on a sunny/snowy morning in the market town.

So, to my relief I have discovered that there is never a need to feel lonely on the New Planet if you don't have any real friends yet, you simply take yourself off to market and you are certain to find someone to chat to.